Led by the unstoppable force of gman, the Zombies have seized control. Boulder has fallen to the horde. Dark days await the few Hippies who remain. My final hope is that the end comes swiftly and mercifully.
To every Hippie who fought valiantly to stem the tide, I offer my most sincere gratitude. To each Zombie who pursued us, I understand that you had no choice.
To the world, I offer my most sincere apology. For what it’s worth, my intentions were pure.
